Thursday, February 28, 2008

Take my wife. To the movies.

Today I took the afternoon off and went to the cinema. The closest one is just on the other side of Princes St, about a half-hour walk away, and there are a few others 45 minutes' walk to the west.

British cinemas are about the same as American ones, and I wouldn't expect any different. Expensive popcorn, candies, and sodas. A solid 10 minutes of advertisements before the previews, mostly for cars or beer, and a lot of previews for things only tangentially related to the target audience. Though I didn't see any messages asking me to bin my litter after the show, just to set my mobile to silent.

The rating system is a little different though
Classification Scheme, for the interested
UK: Uc: especially for children under 5
U: 'universal'
PG: same
12A: children 12 and above; children under 12 must be accompanied by an adult; only seen at the cinema
12: same, but only for DVDs and videos; only children 12 or older may rent the film
15: only children 15 or older may watch (or rent). It doesn't say if parents can bring their 14 or younger kids in
18: only adults 18 and older may watch (or rent)

The same classifications are used for buying movies, or on video games.



Also we've seen a few movies in my Particle Physics course, which may or may not be of interest, but most are at least humorous in their own way.
The Quark Dance (no science here!)
Massey University (NZ) explains quarks humorous for the horrible cinematography
Okay there were others but I won't bother listing them. Definitely check out the quark dance.
Did you know that the last quark discovered was only seen in 1995? For real!

All science is either physics or stamp-collecting.

-Ernest Rutherford.

Tuesday night was not only elections for next year's Physsoc committee, it was also the night the hoodies finally arrived! They are attractive in black, with the above quote written on the back, underneath "PHYSICS SOCIETY", and the University crest on the front, again with the society name and the year written underneath.

Physics Society hoodies. Not something you can find just anywhere, and despite the dorkiness, definitely one of my new favorite articles of clothing.



There are exactly three weeks left in the term, which means we're all busy with projects and problem sets, and should theoretically be reviewing for April/May exams. Bah.

Wednesday, February 27, 2008

mark your calendars!

I was told today that the upcoming Leap Day is the only acceptable time for a woman to ask a man to marry her. If he doesn't say yes, he has to give her 100 pounds.

I suppose if you find a rich man, you're guaranteed an easier life either way.

Tuesday, February 26, 2008

Oscars!

Oh yeah, so I also found out last night that Sunday night was the Oscars. It's one of those things I never look out for especially, but it seems like when it's that time of year there are reminders everywhere. Ads on TV, in the newspaper, talk on the radio, that kind of thing.

I only knew because one of the questions in the Movies section of the pub quiz last night was about the Oscars of the night before.

I never understood pub quizzes until recently, it is kind of a weird concept. The only people I know who do them go to the student quizzes, but plenty of pubs have them. British pop culture questions are hard, is it really my fault I was never exposed to bad 70's BBC sitcoms?

The answer to that is probably "yes".

Monday, February 25, 2008

eye-fir, eye-fir, eye-fir!

I was walking to the Geography Building today when I made a sudden realisation. In six months of living in Britain, I don't think I have seen a single fire hydrant.

Now, I could be wrong about this. But what tipped me off to the possibility was sighting a small box-shaped cover (on a corner of an intersection I happen to pass through quite often) with the raised letters "fire hydrant". The rest of the walk I tried to think of any large red hydrants I might have seen here, but I can't think of one.

It's one of those things that once you realise it becomes obvious, but it's hard to notice a lack unless you're looking for it.

I'll keep it in mind, anyway, and if I do see one I'll be sure to correct this observation.

Saturday, February 23, 2008

Stirling

I'm not quite sure I can do a history lesson on this one. You might be better off looking up a brief history of the town of Stirling online somewhere. But the important parts are these:
Sometime in the 1100's Stirling was a very powerful little town, considered the stronghold or the heart of Scotland. It was said "He who holds Stirling, holds Scotland." The town figured very prominently in two battles. One was at the end of the 13th Century, in which William Wallace (you might remember him from "Braveheart") held off the English at what became known as the Battle of Stirling Bridge. It is named such because, according to local legend, Wallace had a builder sit underneath the bridge until the English army came marching along, then he knocked out the pins, leaving half the army on one side, half on the other, and quite a few drowning in the river. What is definite is that the Scottish Army attacked while the English were still partly across, a nice little bottleneck.
The second battle here was the Battle of Stirling, in 1648. Don't ask me about it, I don't know anything, only that this was also the time of Cromwell.

Stirling has, at times, been a capital of Scotland and been home to the King of Scotland in the era of James IV (so, early 1500's) and before him. Thus, Stirling has a Castle, which--like the Edinburgh Castle--is seated at the top of an old volcanic plug overlooking a mostly flat terrain. It's weird, because in one way if you've seen one Scottish castle you've seen them all, I guess. A sharp incline to the Castle, even once within the Defences. No moat here, just perfect geography for a castle and a lot of stone walls.

A few things surprised me about Stirling Castle. There were a surprising number of little gardens and plazas, one that was named the Lion Square---perhaps named for the lion that was exercised there. Who would keep a lion in an enclosed castle? Must have been crazy. The site used for the chapel was the oldest building site on the hill, though the one standing there now was built by one of the Jameses in the style of a French chateau. The Great Hall was constructed with much lighter-colored stone than the rest of the castle, so it stands out, and the upturned-boat design for the roof was inspiration for the roof in the Edinburgh Castle.

There were draperies with unicorns on them everywhere. I mean it.
They are currently undergoing a project in which a set of seven tapestries that show a unicorn hunt are being commissioned to hang in the Great Hall, as they once were 500 years ago. Down the one side of the Castle, past the Powder Magazines, is the Tapestry Studio. There was one woman working at a gigantic loom with about three guards... to make sure we don't distract her? Tapestries are woven on their side, left to right not bottom to top. You can do postgraduate study in West Dean College, in West Sussex. It takes a year, apparently. You have no idea how much I want to quit physics and take up tapestry weaving.

Anyway. So the last main building is the Palace, which housed the King's Apartments and Queen's Apartments, where visitors would be received, dancing and dining hosted, and the royalty slept. While I was visiting these areas were being excavated and restored. Sounds bad, maybe. But I really liked the unfinished look, it felt more realistic than any color matching could have done. It was here that I saw a short dramatisation of the murder of the 'Black Douglas' who refused to pay fealty to King James II. I think. Hey, there were a lot of details to remember today!

-I also saw a really cool exhibit of the Great Kitchens, which had fake food and plastic cooks to show how the kitchens looked and ran back in those days.
-It must be a requirement for every Castle to have a museum for the local regiment of the Highlanders Army, this one was dedicated to the Argyll and Sutherland Regiment.

My entrance fee to the Castle included Argyll's Lodgings, a mansion located right across the street from the castle, owned by Alexander, and passed along the various Earls of Argyll. Though small, everything recreated a 1670's noble townhouse. Actually I was impressed with it a lot, even though there were only three or four display rooms, and everything was in the same shade of purple. Everything. But a really beautiful house.

On my walk back down to the town centre, I stopped by the Smith Art Gallery, though I saw very little art. The first, small room housed a temporary exhibit about printing in Scotland. The second, larger room focused on Stirling History. It started off fine, with archaeological artefacts from prehistoric times, then things got a little confused. They jumped from that to the role of area men in the Napoleonic Wars, to the 1297 Battle of Stirling Bridge and William Wallace, to a miners' strike in 1979, then back to the 17th century. I have never appreciated proper chronology before today, though I did learn a lot about the area's history.

Other than that, there isn't much in Stirling. It seems to be mostly a little commercial hub for the region.. one of these places that is central to everything and so it houses the main mall, even though the town itself is definitely not big enough to support so many shops.

That, and I put up about 30 photos from today, so go on and have a look.

Thursday, February 21, 2008

wind

Do soda bottles come in 20oz size as well? I honestly can't remember. Anyway, 500 mL is about 17 oz, so I'm losing on that battle too.

I hope you all had a chance to see the lunar eclipse last night. Despite a string of clear nights earlier in the week, it was cloudy last night and we had no luck at all.

It's definitely coming on spring, though. Which is odd, that for such a temperate climate you (I) can tell season change and in mid-February. But it is noticably warmer and I daresay less of the winter-icy-biting wind that we had before. I've even been running outside on occasion! That's something I can only do when the wind is down, which is pretty rare.

Yay spring!

Monday, February 18, 2008

It's not just your imagination.

Sometimes friends are surprised to learn that we don't ever use the metric system in USA. ("You measure flour in cups? That's so cute!" "Why did you have to learn Celsius for Chem lab?") Though a reminder that their road distances are in miles generally helps.

Recently I've been thinking about fluid measures.

I'm pretty sure that pubs give 'real' pints, ie. 16 ounces. 500 mL = 16.9 oz, so if it's actually a half-litre of beer you're buying you'd be getting slightly more.
You have to be careful, though, 1 imperial pint (used in the UK) = 1.2 US pints = 568 mL

A shot is measured as 25 mL, which is 0.85 oz.. I'm pretty sure the US definition of a shot is 1 ounce.

But what really sparked this thought are cans of soda. I don't usually buy soda here because it's kind of a rip-off, but here and there I will. One can is 330 mL, and by the time I finish it I think "hmm, that didn't seem like as much as I remember."
330 mL is about 11.1 oz.

Saturday, February 16, 2008

Police dramas

So I've been watching a little bit of British TV here. When it comes to police dramas and solving crime, there are two things I've had to keep in mind I forgot about before.

1. Police don't carry guns.
This was an issue for me in one episode I saw of Torchwood recently. ('Torchwood' is actually not a cop show, but rather has characters like those of 'Firefly', finding aliens like in 'X-Files', and hunting/vanquishing them like 'Buffy'. I recommend Torchwood, though it is a little bit gory and a little bit sexual, so is not for everyone. No experience of Doctor Who necessary.) The main character was a police officer, but in this particular episode the Torchwood leader teaches her how to shoot a handgun.
Wait a minute!, I thought, didn't see learn that in Police Academy? Nope.
You'd think they'd at least have a little experience in case they needed it? Nope.

2. CCTV is everywhere.
A lot of signs around say things like "No bill-posting. CCTV surveillance." "CCTV in operation" around, and now I've become used to them. It's not that you're watched every step on the sidewalks, but a lot of entrances, intersections, and shady areas have cameras, in many cases for traffic purposes, in many other cases as a crime deterrent.
So on these shows they'll have a sticky situation usually in which a crime was committed just off-camera, or with the perp's back to the camera, or some other way of getting around the fact that if the CCTV worked properly they would have the guy already.

That said, CCTV so far has not helped one bit in identifying the jerks who do stupid things about Pollock, like all our fire alarm troubles and de-landscaping the new shrubbery.

Wednesday, February 13, 2008

Scorraig photos up!

Check the Edinburgh Uni Nov-Dec link for 15 new photos, those that Flora took while I was at Scorraig. Only two months late, but gives you an idea of some of what I wrote about, especially since I didn't take photos of my own.

Anonymous v. Scientology

So I had no idea that there were worldwide protests against Scientology this Sunday (10 Feb.) but Edinburgh was one city hosting such an event. Apparently a Scientology building is along the main street of Southside, at that point South Bridge St.

However, walking down South Bridge on Sunday afternoon I had no idea of this. I tried to find links to news articles focusing on just the Edinburgh protest but couldn't find any. What I could find were youtube videos.

Edinburgh Scientology Protest - 10/02/08 3:30. Long but the best-made video I found, it scans through the whole day and I think gives a feel for the streets near to Old Town/Royal Mile, if you can mentally remove the weirdly-masked people.

Anonymous protests Cult of $cientology in Edinburgh 0:11. Quick scan of the protesters, if you don't have the inclination to watch the first clip.

Anon 10th Feb 08, Edinburgh 0:46. This was pretty much what I experienced walking by the protesters, only I came up the opposite direction. Silent video.


There were about 30-40 protesters lining the sidewalks outside a bargain store, in strange masks ranging from Guy Fawkes masks to Stormtroopers to bandanas, picketting and handing out flyers and apparently passing a little banter with the Scientology building across the street. There were two police watching over them, as you can see in the videos (the police are wearing bright yellow), but the protesters were pretty well behaved.

Tuesday, February 12, 2008

Win a reVittelising adventure!

This is another thing I've been meaning to write about for a while:

So I bought a bottle of water, because the last bottle I was using was on its last legs. This particular brand of water, Vittel, has some sort of prize giveaway of your choice of trip if you text a certain number, with an additional prize drawing for an mp3 player every five hours. Okay. Fair enough.

Want to know the possible trips? This really amazes me.

There are the typical ones you might see dreamed about anywhere, phrased as around the label:
-Bungie in Oz
-Fly the Grand Canyon
-Dive the Red Sea
-Cycle China's Great Wall
-Sail in Turkey
-Swim with dolphins (where? it doesn't say. For all I know you could be swimming in a Sea World tank)
-Trek Machu Picchu
-Sandsurf in Dubai

There are two more.
1. Watch the New York marathon
I guess that's pretty exciting to people, after all I could see an American bottled water company advertising a trip to watch a London marathon.

2. Drive Route 66
Is this America's equivalent of the Autobahn?

Monday, February 11, 2008

Armstrong's

This weekend I discovered Armstrong's. They are an apparently-famous chain of vintage shops through Britain, starting from the first in London. There's one about a ten minute walk from my room I pass by almost every day but have never been inside. No, not even now. I went to another one in Edinburgh which is apparently better... Edinburgh has three Armstrong's. Actually I don't understand how you can have a chain of vintage shops, but all right.

The ladies' section was pretty cool, although a lot of the dresses were atrocious. It was the back corner of the gents' section that I spent most of my time there... vintage army jackets. Most of them were British, but they had a few German ones, and even I could tell the difference from American camoflague. I might have spelled that properly I'm not sure.

Where we would say "men's clothes" here it is "gents' clothes". I feel like I have mentioned that before but I can't be sure. I guess we say "ladies'"? I can't even remember anymore.


Today I tried to explain the differences in PhD program[me]s between the US and UK and probably failed.

Wednesday, February 6, 2008

Amendments

So I guess you shouldn't believe everything you read on my blog.

I did a little research just now about Shrove Tuesday, because it seemed too similar not to be related to Lent... and of course it's the British equivalent of Mardi Gras. Now it's just a very secularised holiday of pancakes. Similarly you could say Mardi Gras festivals in New Orleans bear little as the day before Ash Wednesday.

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Moving on. Football:

Also today I watched the Super Bowl. Because it was shown on one of the BBC channels, I could stream the entire thing legally, at high quality. As a government-funded institution, BBC channels don't have any commercials ('adverts'). When the US side took a commercial break, they cut back to three sports commentators to explain the game to British viewers. Two were British, and at least one was a rugby commentator; he was the one asking questions like "I don't understand, why did the Giants just do that?" The third was, I believe, once an NFL player himself and he did most of the explaining, though he had the unenviable task of debunking Rugby Guy's babble. I have the distinct feeling he wasn't affiliated with the BBC at all, just some NFL guy they hired for the event.

The explanations the less-confused BBC sports guy gave were pretty bad, but not nearly as confusing as those found on the BBC American Football page.
Highlights include:
-"The attacking team, or offence, needs to move the ball forward in chunks of at least 10 yards, which is why the pitch has yardage markings."
-"[Plays] are the complicated movements involving all 11 players teams use to move the ball downfield."
-"Plays are called by the head coach or quarterback, who is the attacking lynchpin of any team." (The attacking what?)
-I might as well have quoted the whole page. Go read it if you're interested, it's pretty short.

The three BBC sports guys were pretty annoying, I was glad to skip through their talking bits, and the 4.5 hour feed only took me about 2 hours to get through. During the actual gameplay the announcers were the same NFL guys you all had in the States, what a blessing.

I've never been one of those people who watched the Super Bowl just for the commercials, but I must say it was weird not to have them.

It also surprised me that even though I knew the final score, and thus could deduce what would happen for each drive, more or less, I was still pretty emotionally invested in the game. I think it's hard not to be with a game that was close. I knew the Giants would score a touchdown before the end of the game but I was still mentally pushing them through their two-minute drill. Intense.
Also: Tom Petty :)

a Tuesday by any other name

Yesterday had many names. Fat Tuesday. Mardi Gras.

But Shrove Tuesday? Pancake Day?
The latter two have nothing to do with the former two, apparently it is around now that a farmer's flour might start to go bad... and what do you make when you need to use up your flour but pancakes? And now it's just an excuse to get together with your friends and have breakfast for dinner.

I learned that there aren't really any summer camps in the UK, not overnight camps. I figured they were a fairly universal thing for kids.


Super Tuesday.
During the coffee break in my Atomic & Molecular Physics class yesterday, we had a much more animated discussion about the Super Tuesday primaries than we did about atomic orbitals... I think the lecturer was the only other American there, and though the elections are not something I've heard discussed in dinner table conversation recently, I'm still surprised at how informed most students seem to be about the American elections.
That said, given their knowledge of the candidates, there are still many fine distinctions I need to make clear: the difference between spring primaries and the November elections, that Republican and Democrat primaries are seperate, and that other elections will occur alongside the Presidential one.

Still you must admit it's impressive.

Monday, February 4, 2008

Drainage.

I did not watch the Superbowl last night.
Kickoff, though a reasonable time for all time zones in America, was at 11:30 last night. I don't know how long the game went, but I imagine I would have been up until about 4 last night, if not later. And I know I would not have been able to watch only part.

I might see if I can find some legal recording online, because it sounds like the game was better than most Superbowls. Also, Tom Petty?


Every time it rains here I am re-impressed with the drainage systems. Walking in the rain, there are of course puddles and sheets of water flowing down the street. But an hour or two after the rain stops, even the low-lying puddles tend to disappear. It is usually wet walking after the rain, but in the way a misted sponge is wet, never slick or splashy. Maybe cobbled streets help in this? Either way, whoever designed the drainage here deserves a posthumous award.

Sunday, February 3, 2008

Four Score and Seven Years Ago... oh sorry, wrong one.

Somehow I thought that today's big sporting event would be the Super Bowl, everywhere, even Scotland. Although there was some dialogue in the dining hall today at lunch about American football which, as such conversation seem to do, degenerated into commenting on the slowness/lack of toughness of the game, mostly it's been ignored. As far as I can tell.

I can't remark on the popularity of the Superbowl in other years, but I have the feeling that people would care more if not for another sporting event... the Six Nations rugby games, a tournament between Scotland, England, Wales, Ireland, France, and Italy that began yesterday (2 Feb.) to March 15, possibly longer. Today was the match between Scotland and France, and was actually hosted in Edinburgh, so of course the students were more interested in that. (Scotland lost to France, 6-27.)

I went out walking today in the early afternoon, the same time that people were going on their way to the stadium. I saw a few people with French flag facepaint and attire, but mostly the sidewalks were dominated by Scots. It's always interesting, most of the Scotsmen go to matches wearing rugby jerseys of their favorite player and a kilt.

However, my mission for the afternoon was to find the memorial to Scottish soldiers in the American Civil War, which I only found out existed a week ago. I decided the third of February is close enough to Lincoln's birthday, on the 12th, so I went. Minimal research was required to discover where it was, the Old Calton Hill Cemetery, which is on the East End of the Princes St area, right by Waverley train station, but getting in proved a little more difficult. Still, I managed all right. The actual cemetery is tiny, with maybe only 100 grave sites, but to be buried in such a prominent location must have been difficult.

The actual statue of Abraham Lincoln was very easy to find; even if I wasn't looking for it, the fact that it was made of much lighter stone than the other markers makes it stand out quite prominently. Apparently it is the only statue of an American president found outside America? Something, anyway. Abraham Lincoln is holding a copy of the Emancipation Proclaimation on a base inscribed with "Education - Emancipation" around it. Seated below is a freed slave, and below him a dedication to the Scottish soldiers who fought inthe Civil War.

I saw it as soon as I entered the cemetery, and pulled out my camera. A woman came in after me, and asked if I wanted her to take my picture. A little surreal!

Some pictures are posted in the photobucket account, see the links to the right.

Friday, February 1, 2008

Fun & Games

Yesterday it dawned on me that the squash courts we have nearby to my dorm are indoors. And squash is kind of like racquetball. Somehow I thought that a squash court was like a tennis court, only smaller.
So now I wonder when I see people carrying tennis rackets, if they're actually squash rackets.

At the Shop we have this really nice boules set. What is boules? (Pronounced "bowls", also something I didn't know.) Turns out it's rather like bocce, with one small wooden ball that the players try to position larger, heavier balls as close to as possible. Oh.

I've also played British Pool a few times here, which is just like Eight Ball in billiards, only instead of solids and stripes the balls are red and yellow, with one black ball. Unfortunately, British pool can only be played in this fashion, or at least there are no where near as many things you can do with fifteen balls in only two colors. I think "pool" and "billiards" both mean the same thing, and the seven different colors, and solids and stripes, make for a lot of nice variations. Pretty much the same thing though.
Also, British pool tables are smaller, with smaller pockets, lighter balls and cue sticks, untapered sides, and slightly different rules. It reminds me like Eight Ball played by Nine Ball rules. At Teviot, one of two student unions, there are about ten British pool tables and two American ones. Unfortunately they only stock the American pool tables to have seven stripes and seven solids, irrespective of the actual numbers of the ball, so some game variations are impossible to play.

On Tuesday night, Physics Society held a Jenga tournament. I had never actually played Jenga before in my life, so the fact I made it into the semifinals (in a field of just over 20 people) is somewhat impressive, I thought.
It might have been the best evening I've had in Scotland. No joke.
Evidence that this Jenga Tournament actually took place can be found in the very few photos I just added to photobucket.